She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
