You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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