IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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