Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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