You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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