the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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