Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I will pee on everything he values.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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