yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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