I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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