I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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