This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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