you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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