i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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