So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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