i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
