so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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