Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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