so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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