i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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