never play flip cup with pint glasses
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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