I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
Randomize
