You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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