She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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