You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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