What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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