he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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