i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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