What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
