After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
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