omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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