they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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