I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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