M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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