talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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