I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i came on her dog
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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