I want to stick my p in your. b.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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