i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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