Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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