Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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