That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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