i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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