People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Randomize
