I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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