sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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