he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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