why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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