Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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