oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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