But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I had to cum in my sink.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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