in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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